Grover I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?
Played by Josh Hamilton 
Kicking and Screaming (1995) · 38 quotes
Kicking and Screaming (1995) · 38 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Kicking and Screaming (1995): in 12 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Jane (5), Max (2)
Gotta go sleep with a freshman.
Yeah, me too.
More lines from Grover
6 quotes Grover Grover Oh, I've been to Prague.
Grover Prague... you'll come back a bug...
Grover You know, even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns out there today, I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence that we were both wearing black.
Grover I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned.
Grover You know, despite my efforts, my intense efforts to do nothing... things happen anyway.
Scenes with Grover
5 scenes
Overrated? You've never even been to Prague.
Grover Oh, I've been to Prague. [Jane stares at him] Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read The Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing..."
Beer. They have good beer there.
Grover "... how bad American beer is thing. [pause] "How bad American beer is thing."
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
That was more of a yield at that stop sign.
Grover I broke, thanks.
No, it was more of a yield.
Grover Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
What do you mean?
Grover I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.
Sometimes you can be such a child.
Grover Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.
I've always thought that my parents were part of a trickle down method of parenting, you know, like reflection on the Reagan years. Looked good to a lot of people but basically I'm paying for all that neglect now.
Grover I guess my parents have sort of a Lyndon Johnson feel to them, like there's no satisfactory reason why they became parents, like my real parents were assassinated and these people were next in line for the job. They fight a lot, but they'd never split.
