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What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.
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You have a drinking problem. Get help!
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[Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
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[to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.
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[To Grover, saying goodbye to Otis at the airport] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
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I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.