A scene from Kicking and Screaming 1995
Grover

Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.

Jane

What do you mean?

Grover

I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

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