Don't think, just drink!
Chuck
Eric Stoltz · 7 quotes
Bob
Jeffrey Rogers · 5 quotes
Bob's Dad
4 quotes
Chief Boyardie
4 quotes
Johnny Big Head
Lucy Lee Flippin · 4 quotes
Menlo Schwartzer
Eddie Deezen · 4 quotes
Sparkle
Linda Kerridge · 4 quotes
Beaker
Peter Isacksen · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Chuck & Bob (3), Menlo Schwartzer & Sparkle (2)
Surf II quotes
Page 1 of 2If you're worried about your kids, lock them up, beat them, do anything you damn well please, but for Christ's sake, don't stop innocent kids from drinking cola and surfing, it's the American way! [on the verge of tears] Surfing's built this town...and it's damn well built this country.
You people are so full of shit your eyes are brown!
Menlo Schwartzer was a genius...a brilliant chemist. Talk about having it all: he was short, ugly, near-sighted and carried a slide rule.
Maybe he was sleeping.
NOT ANYMORE! [maniacally continues cutting]
This cola may be causing very serious physiological damage!
Like what?
I didn't want to say it...uh, Bob's Dad, but this cola may be turning your kids into zombies!
Principal Daddy-O
What a dork.
Full moon out. Perfect for night surfing.
Jocko Yeah, you wanna come watch?
I don't think that's a very good idea...aren't you worried about those two guys who got mutilated out there today?
Jocko Nah, we'll surf around them.
Whoa! Wenches!
Bikini Babe
Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?
Are you clean?
Is he dead?
Dead, man? This dude is worse than dead, he's been cancelled!
Cindy Lou Johnny, you can't: it says it's out of order.
Don't matter! I can't read!
He's got an IQ of 53.
Cindy Lou That's impossible!
I know! I cheated! A-bow-bow!
Lindy Sue
[about the zombified Jocko]
Last night he broke into the grocery store and drank six gallons of anti-freeze!
Really? We haven't had a cold snap since January.
Principal Daddy-O
What have we here, Chef?
Well, I'm not sure. But nobody goes near the water until I get to the bottom of it and don't call me "Chef".
Bunny, that's enough.
Enough? Why, I just started!
Please stop, before it's too late.
"Too late"? That's rich, it's already too late!
What time is it?
Oh, it's about a quarter to-...NEVER MIND THAT!
Oh, Bunny, I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
Oh yeah? What about the time Daddy-O displayed the booger collection in your pencil case at the pep rally?
[after pulling a carburetor, a stingray and other objects from a dead zombie's stomach]
So what is he?
Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.