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View Quote Bob: Don't think, just drink!
View Quote Chuck's Dad: If you're worried about your kids, lock them up, beat them, do anything you damn well please, but for Christ's sake, don't stop innocent kids from drinking cola and surfing, it's the American way! [on the verge of tears] Surfing's built this town...and it's damn well built this country.
View Quote Chuck's Mom: You people are so full of shit your eyes are brown!
View Quote Sparkle: Menlo Schwartzer was a genius...a brilliant chemist. Talk about having it all: he was short, ugly, near-sighted and carried a slide rule.
View Quote Beaker: [cuts into a zombie corpse with a bone saw. It screams.] I thought you said he was dead!
Chuck: Maybe he was sleeping.
Beaker: NOT ANYMORE! [maniacally continues cutting]
View Quote Beaker: This cola may be causing very serious physiological damage!
Bob's Dad: Like what?
Beaker: I didn't want to say it...uh, Bob's Dad, but this cola may be turning your kids into zombies!
Principal Daddy-O: What a dork.
View Quote Becker: Full moon out. Perfect for night surfing.
Jocko: Yeah, you wanna come watch?
Sparkle: I don't think that's a very good idea...aren't you worried about those two guys who got mutilated out there today?
Jocko: Nah, we'll surf around them.
View Quote Bob: [noticing bikini babes] Check it out!
Chuck: Whoa! Wenches!
[both approach the girls]
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob. Excuse me, but are you available for dating?
Bikini Babe: Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?
Bob: Are you clean?
View Quote Chuck: Is he dead?
Bob: Dead, man? This dude is worse than dead, he's been cancelled!
View Quote Johnny Big Head: [steps into a driving arcade game] Have to drive to stay alive!
Cindy Lou: Johnny, you can't: it says it's out of order.
Johnny Big Head: Don't matter! I can't read!
Chuck: He's got an IQ of 53.
Cindy Lou: That's impossible!
Johnny Big Head: I know! I cheated! A-bow-bow!
View Quote Lindy Sue: [about the zombified Jocko] Last night he broke into the grocery store and drank six gallons of anti-freeze!
Chuck: Really? We haven't had a cold snap since January.
View Quote Principal Daddy-O: What have we here, Chef?
Chief Boyardie: Well, I'm not sure. But nobody goes near the water until I get to the bottom of it and don't call me "Chef".
View Quote Sparkle: Bunny, that's enough.
Menlo Schwartzer: Enough? Why, I just started!
Sparkle: Please stop, before it's too late.
Menlo Schwartzer: "Too late"? That's rich, it's already too late!
Chuck: What time is it?
Menlo Schwartzer: Oh, it's about a quarter to-...NEVER MIND THAT!
View Quote Sparkle: Oh, Bunny, I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
Menlo Schwartzer: Oh yeah? What about the time Daddy-O displayed the booger collection in your pencil case at the pep rally?
View Quote [after pulling a carburetor, a stingray and other objects from a dead zombie's stomach]
Bob: So what is he?
Beaker: Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.