Surf II 1984 quotes, page 2

26 quotes · 8 characters
Surf II (1984) poster
Characters
Chuck Eric Stoltz · 7 quotes
Bob Jeffrey Rogers · 5 quotes
Bob's Dad 4 quotes
Chief Boyardie 4 quotes
Johnny Big Head Lucy Lee Flippin · 4 quotes
Menlo Schwartzer Eddie Deezen · 4 quotes
Sparkle Linda Kerridge · 4 quotes
Beaker Peter Isacksen · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Chuck & Bob (3), Menlo Schwartzer & Sparkle (2)

Surf II quotes

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[At the morgue]

This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. [lifts up sheet revealing corpse] Well, there it is.

Bob

What is it?

Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.

What happened?

We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.

How do you know?

There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.

Coroner

Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.

Mrs. Big Head
[Johnny Big Head cuts off the top of a Cadillac with a chainsaw]

Which car are you taking, Johnny?

The convertible!

[having an argument on the phone]

Oh yeah, one more thing, O'Finlay: SCHLONG! [hangs up] What an asshole.

[seeing his son sabotage his surfing bet]

I'm gonna beat that kid like I don't know him.

I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now, it all ended one miserable afternoon: I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it! And you know with what? [lifts up shirt to reveal a pair of breasts] With a powerful reverse-sex hormone! Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?!