Chief Boyardie
Kids, if I need any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your heads.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Surf II (1984): in 4 of its 26 quotes
A line from Chief BoyardieI want you to dust the beach for prints.
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Principal Daddy-O
What have we here, Chef?
Chief Boyardie
Well, I'm not sure. But nobody goes near the water until I get to the bottom of it and don't call me "Chef".
Chief Boyardie
[At the morgue]
This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. [lifts up sheet revealing corpse] Well, there it is.
What is it?
Chief Boyardie
Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.
What happened?
Chief Boyardie
We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.
How do you know?
Chief Boyardie
There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.
Coroner
Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.
