A character in Surf II (1984)

Bob quotes from Surf II (1984)

Played by Jeffrey Rogers Surf II (1984) · 26 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Surf II (1984): in 5 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuck (3)

Scenes with Bob

5 scenes
[At the morgue]

This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. [lifts up sheet revealing corpse] Well, there it is.

Bob

What is it?

Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.

What happened?

We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.

How do you know?

There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.

Coroner

Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.

Bob
[noticing bikini babes]

Check it out!

Whoa! Wenches!

Bob
[both approach the girls]

Hi, I'm Bob. Excuse me, but are you available for dating?

Bikini Babe

Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?

Bob

Are you clean?

Is he dead?

Bob

Dead, man? This dude is worse than dead, he's been cancelled!

Bob
[after pulling a carburetor, a stingray and other objects from a dead zombie's stomach]

So what is he?

Beaker

Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.

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