Surf II (1984) · 26 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Surf II (1984): in 4 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Sparkle (2)
Good ol' Buzzz Cola, gets them every time!
Menlo Schwartzer I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now, it all ended one miserable afternoon: I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it! And you know with what? [lifts up shirt to reveal a pair of breasts] With a powerful reverse-sex hormone! Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?!
Oh, Bunny, I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
Menlo Schwartzer Oh yeah? What about the time Daddy-O displayed the booger collection in your pencil case at the pep rally?
Bunny, that's enough.
Menlo Schwartzer Enough? Why, I just started!
Please stop, before it's too late.
Menlo Schwartzer "Too late"? That's rich, it's already too late!
What time is it?
Menlo Schwartzer Oh, it's about a quarter to-...NEVER MIND THAT!
