Menlo Schwartzer was a genius...a brilliant chemist. Talk about having it all: he was short, ugly, near-sighted and carried a slide rule.
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Chuck's Mom You people are so full of shit your eyes are brown!
Becker Full moon out. Perfect for night surfing.
Jocko Yeah, you wanna come watch?
Sparkle I don't think that's a very good idea...aren't you worried about those two guys who got mutilated out there today?
Jocko Nah, we'll surf around them.
Principal Daddy-O What have we here, Chef?
Chief Boyardie Well, I'm not sure. But nobody goes near the water until I get to the bottom of it and don't call me "Chef".
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