“You wanna hear the best part? Becca! You do the same thing with her....”

Seth

You wanna hear the best part? Becca! You do the same thing with her. When you guys are shit-faced at the party, you get with her. This is our last party as high school people. I fully ignored my hatred for Becca in coming up with this plan.

Evan

I should buy Becca alcohol?

Seth

Yeah, man, that will be pimp! That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when you hear girls saying like, "Ahh, I was so shitfaced last night! I shouldn't have **** that guy!" We could be that mistake!

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