“Yeah, why don't you just wear what you wore to school?” – Evan, Superbad ... Movie Quotes Database

Evan

Yeah, why don't you just wear what you wore to school?

Seth

No, I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school. It's completely unbecoming. No one's gotten a hand job in cargo short since 'Nam!

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Seth Jonah Hill More Seth quotes →

Evan Michael Cera More Evan quotes →

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