Stir Crazy (1980) · 17 quotes
Skip Donahue
This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring... What did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat?
Harry Monroe
Man, I don't **** believe you!
Skip Donahue
"Man, I don't **** believe you!" Fabulous!
Harry Monroe
You don't get it, do you, Skip? You think this is The Count of Monte Cristo or something. We're in deep trouble. This is the real deal. We're in deep shit.
Skip Donahue
We tried to teach him Charades! He didn't get it! He just didn't get it!
You're gonna represent Glenboro prision in the annual Top Hand-competition. Congratulations!
Skip Donahue
Oh! Oh my god! Warden! I can't do that!
What in the hell are you talking about...?
Skip Donahue
Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploatation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!
I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!
Skip Donahue
Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So let's just drop... [looks up] What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy? I have witnesses... All right, we'll talk about it in my cell! [looks at the warden] Uhm... I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden? [looks up at the sky again, and walks off]
Skip Donahue
What are you doing?
Harry Monroe
I'm gettin' bad. You better get bad, Jack. 'Cause if you ain't bad, you're gonna get ****.
What's the charge?
Harry Monroe
Innocent.
Ain't we all?
Harry Monroe
Bank robbery?
Oh, shit.
Harry Monroe
Ooooh, shit!
You can kiss the baby.
Harry Monroe
Kiss the baby?
Skip Donahue
What baby is that, sir?
Ask your lawyer.
Skip Donahue
I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!
Why? Grossberger been farin' on ya?
