Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Stir Crazy (1980): in 3 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry Monroe (2)
Scenes with Blade
3 scenes
Blade The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job, 'cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of the BULL! HOOK to the left! HOOK to the right! And if the bull rider's in trouble, he's gotta protect him, even if it means gettin' his ribs pulled out, or bein' freight-trained...
Blade Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, it's worse, cause a freight train don't BACK UP and FINISH the JOB. Later on, I'll show you how to lie out on the stretcher when the ambulance comes.
Blade Now every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy, and sends him into his craziest ride, your job is to figure out that word.
Bull... uh... let's see. Uh... Rumpelstiltskin. Uh... Malt liquor... Come on, bull. [whistles and makes kissing noises] Come on, bull. Uh... woof, woof! Uh... [makes clicking sound with tongue] Hey, sexy... Hee-hee... shit! [Bull bellows and charges at Harry] [running away from bull] Oh, you mother****er!
Blade Congratulations, you found the word!
Blade He'll snot on ya, he'll fart on ya... He'll do anything he can to smash your brains out.
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