Spike [about TV hell]
Screw up in here, and you're dead meat.
Played by Jeffrey Jones 
Stay Tuned (1992) · 13 quotes
Stay Tuned (1992) · 13 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Stay Tuned (1992): in 4 of its 13 quotes
A line from Spike [on the Star Trek-like show]Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy the attack.
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Executioner
[announcing the execution]
By order of the court...
Looks like Spike's gonna make his quota after all. I'm sorry, Mrs. Knable.
Executioner
I deliver the soul of the Marquis de Knable to it's rightful owner!
Spike [back at HQ]
Finally, he's mine!
Spike [on HV One News]
This just in... Helen Knable has been kidnapped and taken to Channel 1. We take you there live.
Spike Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
No!!
