Stay Tuned (1992) · 13 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Stay Tuned (1992): in 5 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Helen (3), Crowley (2)
Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Can you fix that thing?
Roy I thought the wolves got you!
Oh yeah? Lemme tell you about wolves. Vicious? Extremely. Goes without saying. But not that bright. While those dumb bunnies were fighting over a couple of my appendages, I managed to escape.
Roy Helen? Oh, my God! We're cartoons! Boy, this is strange.
Strange? I'm an animated rodent wearing high-heeled running shoes. The word strange is somehow lacking! [hearing a door open, they run into the mouse hole]
Roy : At least we're safe here. Nobody ever dies in cartoons, right?
Let me get this straight. We've been sucked into some kind of TV world?
Roy Are you saying that that salesman was...
Mr. Spike? Mephistopheles of the cathode ray, big brother to the ungrateful dead.
This just in... Helen Knable has been kidnapped and taken to Channel 1. We take you there live.
Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
Roy No!!
[After switching to another station while being pursued by Spike, Roy trips over a familiar looking couch in a familiar looking apartment. Two familiar looking women, one brunette and the other blonde with poni-tails, enter the apartment to the familiar theme of a familiar (and very popular) 70's TV show. They immediately mistake Roy for their roommate who (plausibly) lives with them (since they look exactly alike)]
Where have you been?
Roy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
