John Clasky
Do this for me or I'll set my hair on fire and start punching myself in the face! [Victor: Huh?] Yeah, yeah, you're right: that was an unusual way to make myself understood.
Played by Adam Sandler 
Spanglish (2004) · 14 quotes
Spanglish (2004) · 14 quotes
Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane can drive you nuts.
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3 quotes John Clasky
John Clasky
They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense. And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything. And all of that and you're you. It's just that you are drop dead crazy gorgeous,so much so, that I'm actually considering looking at you again before we finish up here.
John Clasky
I know I know we can't do anything, that brings a kind of satisfaction and release, BUT I'M STILL HAVING A GREAT TIME!
Scenes with John Clasky
3 scenes
Deborah
How are you nicer than me?
John
You didn't set the bar that high.
Deborah
Do you really think that cupping my breast is going to solve the issue here?
John
It's worked before.
Deborah
Well, now it's infuriating me.
John
Wrong breast.
John
[Trying to explain the money he gave to Cristina. Exasperated]
Oh, shit!
Cristina
[Translating for Flor]
Ay, mierda!
[Flor looks at her shocked]
