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Chef: Hello there, children!
Boys: Hey, Chef.
Chef: How's it going?
Boys: Bad.
Chef: Why bad?
Kyle: We got busted for swearing. Our moms said we can't ever see the Terrence and Phillip movie again as a reward.
Chef: Oh, that's too bad.
Cartman: You should have seen Kyle when his mom showed up; he was scared out of his mind. [laughs]
Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!
Cartman: No, dude. I'd be scared, too. Your mom's a ****in' bitch.
Kyle: DON'T CALL MY MOM A BITCH, YOU FAT ****!
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME "FAT", YOU BUTT-****IN' SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Chef: Whoa, children! When did you learn to talk like that?
Cartman: [While he, Kyle and Kenny are leaving Stan with Chef] It's pretty ****in' sweet, huh?
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