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Turkish
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Tommy: You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway.[looking at the milk Turkish is drinking]
Turkish: Why, what's wrong with it?
Tommy: It's not in sync with evolution.
Turkish: Shut up.
Tommy: Cows have only been domesticated for the last eight thousand years. Before that, they were running around mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
Turkish: Well **** me Tommy. What have you been reading?
Tommy: Let me do you a favour. [takes the milk off Turkish's hand and throws it out the window and it hits a car behind them followed by screeching tires and a loud crash]
Both:[Look at each other] Whoops.
Turkish: Why, what's wrong with it?
Tommy: It's not in sync with evolution.
Turkish: Shut up.
Tommy: Cows have only been domesticated for the last eight thousand years. Before that, they were running around mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
Turkish: Well **** me Tommy. What have you been reading?
Tommy: Let me do you a favour. [takes the milk off Turkish's hand and throws it out the window and it hits a car behind them followed by screeching tires and a loud crash]
Both:[Look at each other] Whoops.
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Bullet Tooth Tony: You. Want a knife?
Avi: Me? No, not me. I wouldn't know what to do.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's a knife, for God's sake. What's you used to keep you fork company for all these years? The sharp side, the blunt side. What do you want, a lesson?
Avi: Me? No, not me. I wouldn't know what to do.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's a knife, for God's sake. What's you used to keep you fork company for all these years? The sharp side, the blunt side. What do you want, a lesson?
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[The car crashes into a pole]
Avi: [after coming to, and being told to get out of the car] What about Rosebud?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can take him with you, if you like. [Looks back at Rosebud, who drove a sword through his chest during the crash, and is now stone dead] Which bit do you want to take?
Avi: [after coming to, and being told to get out of the car] What about Rosebud?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can take him with you, if you like. [Looks back at Rosebud, who drove a sword through his chest during the crash, and is now stone dead] Which bit do you want to take?
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[in front of Boris' house]
Turkish: He's left the door open.
Tommy: Shouldn't think that a good idea. Should we go in?
Turkish: I don't wanna go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts [grabbing his nuts] as he has those nuts. [pointing to his head]
Tommy: I don't care if he's got ****ing hazelnuts. I want a gun that works and I'm gonna tell him.
Turkish:[Acts surprised about Tommy's confidence] My God, Tommy. You certainly got those minerals. Well, come on then. Before "Zee Germans" get here. You just tell him who's in charge.
[Boris comes from behind, covered in blood]
Tommy: Err, Boris.
[Boris punches Tommy in the nuts]
Turkish: You certainly told him, Tommy.
[Boris comes out from the House with the gun]
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov:[in Russian] ..Ñо мной? Ðу что будете теперь делать? Что? (...With me? So what are you going to do now? Huh?)
Turkish: He's left the door open.
Tommy: Shouldn't think that a good idea. Should we go in?
Turkish: I don't wanna go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken too many disco biscuits in the heat of Russian disputations. He's got as many of these nuts [grabbing his nuts] as he has those nuts. [pointing to his head]
Tommy: I don't care if he's got ****ing hazelnuts. I want a gun that works and I'm gonna tell him.
Turkish:[Acts surprised about Tommy's confidence] My God, Tommy. You certainly got those minerals. Well, come on then. Before "Zee Germans" get here. You just tell him who's in charge.
[Boris comes from behind, covered in blood]
Tommy: Err, Boris.
[Boris punches Tommy in the nuts]
Turkish: You certainly told him, Tommy.
[Boris comes out from the House with the gun]
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov:[in Russian] ..Ñо мной? Ðу что будете теперь делать? Что? (...With me? So what are you going to do now? Huh?)
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[Having blundered into Avi, holding him up at gunpoint]
Vinny: Give me the case or I'll shoot you.
Avi: [Contemptful and fed-up] **** you. Shoot me.
Vinny: I will! I'll shoot you!
[Vinny and Sol fumble with their guns; Tony, hearing the shouting, approaches from another room. Boris enters, brandishing an assault rifle]
Boris: Give me case, or I shoot you.
Avi: You know what? **** you too. Go ahead and shoot me, you'd be doin' me a favor, you wretched ****! Go ahead!
Boris: [to Vinny and Sol] You! Drop guns!
Vinny: [to Boris] **** you! You drop the gun!
Boris: [takes aim] Okay...
Bullet Tooth Tony: [from another room] Avi? Pull your socks up!
[Avi, Vinny, Sol and Tyrone stare at one another, then fall to the floor. Tony shoots through the wall and into the room, wounding Boris]
Vinny: Give me the case or I'll shoot you.
Avi: [Contemptful and fed-up] **** you. Shoot me.
Vinny: I will! I'll shoot you!
[Vinny and Sol fumble with their guns; Tony, hearing the shouting, approaches from another room. Boris enters, brandishing an assault rifle]
Boris: Give me case, or I shoot you.
Avi: You know what? **** you too. Go ahead and shoot me, you'd be doin' me a favor, you wretched ****! Go ahead!
Boris: [to Vinny and Sol] You! Drop guns!
Vinny: [to Boris] **** you! You drop the gun!
Boris: [takes aim] Okay...
Bullet Tooth Tony: [from another room] Avi? Pull your socks up!
[Avi, Vinny, Sol and Tyrone stare at one another, then fall to the floor. Tony shoots through the wall and into the room, wounding Boris]
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Bullet Tooth Tony: Avi? Where's the case?
Avi: [on the floor face-down] Put the gun away.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What's Boris doing here? Boris, what are you doing here?
Boris: **** you!
[Tony shoots him twice, then goes over to Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Where's the case?
Boris:[groans] You piece of crap...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss, Boris.
Boris: I'll show you... now...!
[Tony shoots him four more times]
Boris: **** You!
[Tony shoots him again]
Boris: Almost had it.
Bullet Tooth Tony: For ****'s sake...
[Takes careful aim and shoots Boris one more time; looks down at Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Contempt] **** you, an' all.
[Casually pulls the trigger, only to learn that he has run out of ammunition]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Exasperated] You lucky bastard!
Avi: [on the floor face-down] Put the gun away.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What's Boris doing here? Boris, what are you doing here?
Boris: **** you!
[Tony shoots him twice, then goes over to Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Where's the case?
Boris:[groans] You piece of crap...
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss, Boris.
Boris: I'll show you... now...!
[Tony shoots him four more times]
Boris: **** You!
[Tony shoots him again]
Boris: Almost had it.
Bullet Tooth Tony: For ****'s sake...
[Takes careful aim and shoots Boris one more time; looks down at Tyrone]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Contempt] **** you, an' all.
[Casually pulls the trigger, only to learn that he has run out of ammunition]
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Exasperated] You lucky bastard!
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[On learning that Vincent has stored the diamond in his trousers for safety]
Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sit in a car... that's worth less than your shirt?
Vinny: [Looks out window] Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle point-five-oh.
Sol: What have they got to do with anything?
Vinny: They're both staring straight at me.
[Tony comes into view, taps gun on car window]
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now, out the car. And leave the water pistols behind you.
Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sit in a car... that's worth less than your shirt?
Vinny: [Looks out window] Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle point-five-oh.
Sol: What have they got to do with anything?
Vinny: They're both staring straight at me.
[Tony comes into view, taps gun on car window]
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now, out the car. And leave the water pistols behind you.
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Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What you mean, 'Look in the dog'?
Avi: I mean, open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a ****ing tin of baked beans! What do you mean 'open him up'?!
Avi: You know what I mean.
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Appalled] That's a bit strong, ain't it. I don't know about this.[hesitated, but gets the dog anyway, ready with a blade]
Vinny:[speaks in disbelief]No, you can't do this.
[the squeaky toy in the dog makes the dog squeak when he's barking]
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's ****ing squeaking!!
Avi: You never heard a dog squeak before? Gimme the goddamn gun!!
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What you mean, 'Look in the dog'?
Avi: I mean, open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a ****ing tin of baked beans! What do you mean 'open him up'?!
Avi: You know what I mean.
Bullet Tooth Tony: [Appalled] That's a bit strong, ain't it. I don't know about this.[hesitated, but gets the dog anyway, ready with a blade]
Vinny:[speaks in disbelief]No, you can't do this.
[the squeaky toy in the dog makes the dog squeak when he's barking]
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's ****ing squeaking!!
Avi: You never heard a dog squeak before? Gimme the goddamn gun!!
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Brick Top: [Into cell phone] Pete, talk to me.
Darren [At gypsy campsite, holding Pete at gunpoint]: If ya want yer friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that. [shoots Pete]
Darren [At gypsy campsite, holding Pete at gunpoint]: If ya want yer friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that. [shoots Pete]
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Brick Top: Gimme that ****ing shooter.
Pikey: [Rolls down window] I'll give you that ****ing shooter, you **** yea.
[Shoots Brick Top]
Pikey: [Rolls down window] I'll give you that ****ing shooter, you **** yea.
[Shoots Brick Top]
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[At the deserted campsite, Turkish and Tommy are cornered by the police]
Detective: What you doin' here?
Turkish: What's it to you?
[The detective shows his badge]
Detective: So, what you doin' here?
[As Turkish and Tommy try to think of an explanation, the dog appears at the campsite at that very moment]
Turkish: Just taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Detective: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
Detective: What you doin' here?
Turkish: What's it to you?
[The detective shows his badge]
Detective: So, what you doin' here?
[As Turkish and Tommy try to think of an explanation, the dog appears at the campsite at that very moment]
Turkish: Just taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Detective: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
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[As the police are searching their car]
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
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[in a different scene where Sol and Vinny are being questioned]
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
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[Last lines]
Turkish: So, what you think? [Shrugs] Know anyone who'd be interested?
[The camera turns, revealing that they have been sitting in Doug The Head's office all along]
Doug the Head: I might.
[Picks up the phone; the movie ends with the sequence of shots indicating Avi's flight]
Turkish: So, what you think? [Shrugs] Know anyone who'd be interested?
[The camera turns, revealing that they have been sitting in Doug The Head's office all along]
Doug the Head: I might.
[Picks up the phone; the movie ends with the sequence of shots indicating Avi's flight]