Tommy
You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway.[looking at the milk Turkish is drinking]
Turkish
Why, what's wrong with it?
Tommy
It's not in sync with evolution.
Turkish
Shut up.
Tommy
Cows have only been domesticated for the last eight thousand years. Before that, they were running around mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
Turkish
Well **** me Tommy. What have you been reading?
Tommy
Let me do you a favour. [takes the milk off Turkish's hand and throws it out the window and it hits a car behind them followed by screeching tires and a loud crash]
Both
[Look at each other]
Whoops.

