Snatch quotes

View Quote Mickey: I'll tell ya what. I'll do it for a caravan.
Turkish: For what?
Pikeys: For a caravan.
Tommy: It was us who wanted a caravan.
[looking around]
Tommy: Anyway, what's wrong with this one?
Mickey: It's not for me. It's for me ma.
Turkish: Your what?
Pikeys: His ma.

View Quote Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: [Motions for silence] You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you?
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Well where'd ya lose him? He's ain't a set of car keys, is he? It's not as if he's incon-****ing-spicuous, now is it?

View Quote Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

View Quote [After seeing Tyrone struggle to get out of the car because of his size]
Vinny: Oi!
Sol: What?
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from, ey?!

View Quote Sol: What the **** is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This, is a shotgun Sol.
Sol: It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: So, I wanna raise some pulses don't I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses.

View Quote Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot over there?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight?! You could land a jumbo ****ing jet in there.

View Quote Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'Course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural ****ing idiot.

View Quote [Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. It's not as though it's a packet of ****ing peanuts now is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the van]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya'.

View Quote Tommy: You said get a good deal.
Turkish: I fail to recognise the correlation between losing 10 grand, hospitalising Gorgeous, and a good deal. How are we gonna explain this to Brick Top? That his fight isn't gonna happen?
Tommy: We replace the fighter.
Turkish: Oh, and hope he doesn't notice? And who the **** are we gonna replace him with?
Tommy: What about John The Gun? Or, Mad Fist Willy?
Turkish: You're not exactly Mr Current Affairs, are you, Tommy? Mad Fist went mad, [a quick, split second shot of Mad Fist Willy going mad]and The Gun, shot himself [quick, split second shot of John The Gun shooting himself in the head]

View Quote [On learning that Franky is making his way to a boxing match - and gambling] Avi: Did he have a case on him?
Doug the Head: Yes. He had a case.
Avi: And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" ****ing Four Fingers, Doug!
Doug the Head: Avi, I'm not telepathic.
Avi: Well you're plenty ****ing stupid, I'll give you that. Do you have any idea why they call him Franky "Four Fingers", Doug?
Doug the Head: No I have no idea.
Avi: Well because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug! And I'm not talking about his ****ing fore-skin either!

View Quote Avi: [To his aide 'Rosebud'] You gotta toothbrush? 'm goin' to London. [Into phone] You hear that, Doug? 'm comin' to London!
[Quick, split-second shots of Avi's flight from New York to London; instantly]
Doug the Head: Avi!
Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****. [Doug sheepishly complies] I don't like leaving my own country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches, and ****tails with little straw hats.
Doug the Head: We've got sandy beaches...
Avi: Yeah? So who the **** wants to see 'em?

View Quote Tyrone: Look, are we gonna rob this bookies or what?
Sol: Yes, big man.
Tyrone: What are we waiting for anyway?
Sol: We are waiting for a man with four fingers, carrying a briefcase, Tyrone.
Tyrone: And why's that?
Sol: Because the deal is, the Russian gets the case, we get the money.
Tyrone: What's in the case?
Vinny: Oh for ****'s sake, Tyrone, just concentrate on the steering wheel.

View Quote [While robbing the bookies]
Sol: How you doin, Vince?
Vinny: I would be a lot better if you stopped using my name.

View Quote Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Give me the stone.
Vinny: [pointing] It's in the case.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: What?
[takes out his earplugs]
Vinny: It's in the case!
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone.
Sol: The only man who knew the combination... you just shot.
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [in russian] Ёб твою мать.(pronounced: yo tvoyu mat) (**** your mother.)

View Quote Turkish: What brings you two here? Run out of pants to sniff?
Errol: That sounds like hostility, doesn't it, John?
John: And we don't like hostility, do we, Errol?
Errol: No, we don't, John.