“You gotta toothbrush? 'm goin' to London. You hear that, Doug? 'm...”

Avi

[To his aide 'Rosebud']

You gotta toothbrush? 'm goin' to London. [Into phone] You hear that, Doug? 'm comin' to London!

Doug the Head

[Quick, split-second shots of Avi's flight from New York to London; instantly]

Avi!

Avi

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****. [Doug sheepishly complies] I don't like leaving my own country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.

Doug the Head

We've got sandy beaches...

Avi

Yeah? So who the **** wants to see 'em?

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