A scene from Shrek 2001
Lord Farquaad

Run, run, run, as you fast as you can; you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

Gingy

You're a monster.

Lord Farquaad

I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me! Where are the others?

Gingy

Eat me! [spits]

Lord Farquaad

[grunts]

I've tried to be fair with you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! TELL ME, OR I'LL ---

Gingy

No, not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

Lord Farquaad

All right, then, who's hiding them?!

Gingy

Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

Lord Farquaad

The muffin man?

Gingy

The muffin man.

Lord Farquaad

Yes, I know the muffin man. W-Who lives down Drury Lane?

Gingy

Well, she's married to the muffin man...

Lord Farquaad

The muffin man?

Gingy

The muffin man!

Lord Farquaad

She's married to the muffin man...

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