Donkey
Royal ball? Can I come?
Shrek
We're not going.
Fiona and Donkey
What?
Shrek
I mean, don't you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this?
Fiona
Well, they might be a bit surprised. But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me. And don't worry. They'll love you, too.
Shrek
Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club.
Fiona
Stop it. They're not like that.
Shrek
How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
