Saving Silverman (2001) · 29 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Saving Silverman (2001): in 3 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: J.D. (2)
Yep. Sandy, remember me? J.D. McNugent? I went to the prom with a tuxedo painted on my naked body.
Sandy Oh, I guess I missed it.
I spilled a drink and the paint ran and everyone could see my dong.
Sandy It doesn't ring a bell.
Oh! Remember, that time in science class, I was lighting farts with the Bunsen burner and I singed my ball sack?
Sandy No.
Man. I still can't grow hair on my left nut. It sucks.
Yeah, everything's been really good, you know?
Sandy Yeah.
Well, my fiancée died.
Sandy She died?
Yeah, she's dead.
Sandy I am so sorry.
Oh, don't be. Please don't be sorry. It's nothing.
Oh, here. We got you some clothes.
Sandy Where did you get these?
J.D.'s sister. She's a stripper.
And a hooker.
