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J.D: Yep. Sandy, remember me? J.D. McNugent? I went to the prom with a tuxedo painted on my naked body.
Sandy: Oh, I guess I missed it.
J.D: I spilled a drink and the paint ran and everyone could see my dong.
Sandy: It doesn't ring a bell.
J.D: Oh! Remember, that time in science class, I was lighting farts with the Bunsen burner and I singed my ball sack?
Sandy: No.
J.D.: Man. I still can't grow hair on my left nut. It sucks.
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