“J.D: Yep. Sandy, remember me? J.D. McNugent? I went to the prom with...” – Saving Silverman ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Saving Silverman 2001

J.D

Yep. Sandy, remember me? J.D. McNugent? I went to the prom with a tuxedo painted on my naked body.

Sandy

Oh, I guess I missed it.

J.D

I spilled a drink and the paint ran and everyone could see my dong.

Sandy

It doesn't ring a bell.

J.D

Oh! Remember, that time in science class, I was lighting farts with the Bunsen burner and I singed my ball sack?

Sandy

No.

J.D.

Man. I still can't grow hair on my left nut. It sucks.

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J.D. Ivan Jurcev More J.D quotes →

Sandy Amanda Detmer More Sandy quotes →

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