Coach Norton quotes from Saving Silverman (2001) ... Movie Quotes Database

5th most-quoted character in Saving Silverman (2001): in 4 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: J.D. (3), Wayne (2)

A line from Coach Norton

There's no fight left in you boys. You're nutless. You been pussified.

Scenes with Coach Norton

3 scenes

Coach Norton

Great! Where's the bathroom? I gotta take a dump.

Wayne

We don't use the toilet anymore since we're cutting down on the water bill.

Coach Norton

What do you do?

Wayne

Well, we just use the lawn now.

Coach Norton

Smart thinking.

Wayne

Oh, God!

J.D

You pinch loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there.

Wayne

Come on, Coach. We need your help. Jail life is real tough. They're...they're sodomizing us in here.

Coach Norton

What?! They're corn-holing you? Oh, my God. That's horrible. Don't worry. I'll get you out.

J.D

You got sodomized? Who? I want to meet him.

Coach Norton

[J.D. and Coach Norton looks Darren & Sandy and Wayne & Judith kissed.]

What about you? When are you gonna get hitched?

J.D.

Actually, I'm not. I'm gay.

Coach Norton

Me too.

J.D.

Really?