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Coach Norton: Great! Where's the bathroom? I gotta take a dump.
Wayne: We don't use the toilet anymore since we're cutting down on the water bill.
Coach Norton: What do you do?
Wayne: Well, we just use the lawn now.
Coach Norton: Smart thinking.
Wayne: Oh, God!
J.D: You pinch loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there.
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