4th most-quoted character in Saving Silverman (2001): in 6 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Judith (3), Wayne (2)
Scenes with Darren
6 scenes
No, you don't understand. I'm not hitting on you.
I just want to tell you about my buddy, Darren. He's smart, he's sensitive--
He'd make a great husband.
I don't want to meet him.
Great.... [goes back to Darren's table] Dude, she wants you. She thinks you're really cute.
Yeah, she's like "Oh, I'm so excited to meet him," and everything.
Totally! Get down there and make your move.
D Darren
Thanks. That got me pretty excited.
D Darren
I mean, I wouldn't mind if someone did that to me.
Oh, I get it. You want me to go down on you. I would love to, but I can't. I have very, very sensitive gums.
D Darren
You have gums-- It's a medical condition. I wouldn't want to cause you any pain, baby. No.
You're not allowed to go down on me for one month.
D Darren
No, Judith, please--
Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges.
D Darren
I can't figure out why Judith left. It doesn't make any sense. She didn't even take her clothes.
Maybe she went where she didn't need clothes: a nudist colony.
D Darren
I don't think so.
No. Definitely not. That's impossible. It's like, why would that happen...in a...world? Maybe she's a lesbo.
A hermaphrodite. Little dick, little puss.
D Darren
Yeah, everything's been really good, you know?
D Darren
Well, my fiancée died.
D Darren
Yeah, she's dead.
D Darren
Oh, don't be. Please don't be sorry. It's nothing.
Now here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to listen to your conversation. Now if you say anything about Judith... or so much as mention her name... then I'll give you a little shock. [tests a shock on Darren] Perfect.
Darren I don't think I'm comfortable having these things on my nipples.
I could put them on your balls.
D Darren
The nipples are fine. Nipples work.
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