Douche: [rushes to the shopper] No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait. Please hold up. No, don't go. Come on. I can still get up in there! I could still... get up in there. Oh, my God! MY NOZZ! MY MOTHER**** NOZZ!
Frank: You okay?
Brenda: I think so.
Douche: Yo, did you two do this to me?! Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly **** up?!
Frank: Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy.
Brenda: Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry. But, you know what, you should be happy you're alive.
Frank: Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter's wife is dead, look at him, he's right there!
Peanut Butter: [wailing] JELLY! I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna fix this.
Douche: You think I give a **** about PB or J? **** this! I'mma kick your ass. How you like them apples?
Apple: Who, us?
Douche: No, not you. Come at me, bro.
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well then, guess who's comin' at you. Me!
Frank: You okay?
Brenda: I think so.
Douche: Yo, did you two do this to me?! Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly **** up?!
Frank: Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy.
Brenda: Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry. But, you know what, you should be happy you're alive.
Frank: Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter's wife is dead, look at him, he's right there!
Peanut Butter: [wailing] JELLY! I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna fix this.
Douche: You think I give a **** about PB or J? **** this! I'mma kick your ass. How you like them apples?
Apple: Who, us?
Douche: No, not you. Come at me, bro.
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well then, guess who's comin' at you. Me!
Douche : [rushes to the shopper] No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait. Please hold up. No, don't go. Come on. I can still get up in there! I could still... get up in there. Oh, my God! MY NOZZ! MY MOTHER**** NOZZ!
Frank : You okay?
Brenda : I think so.
Douche : Yo, did you two do this to me?! Are you two responsible for my nozzle being irrepressibly **** up?!
Frank : Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy.
Brenda : Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry. But, you know what, you should be happy you're alive.
Frank : Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter's wife is dead, look at him, he's right there!
Peanut Butter : [wailing] JELLY! I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna fix this.
Douche : You think I give a **** about PB or J? **** this! I'mma kick your ass. How you like them apples?
Apple : Who, us?
Douche : No, not you. Come at me, bro.
Frank : Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche : Fine. You won't come at me? Well then, guess who's comin' at you. Me!
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