The Road to El Dorado 2000 quotes, page 2

Miguel

Well, it's, um, uh, nice.

Nice?

Miguel

Yes, nice. But? Um, but, uh, is it really fit for the gods?

My lord.

Miguel

I have been around boats, believe me, and that, um, the pointy, tall, um, the long up and down thing.

The mast?

Miguel

The mast, yes, yes. The mast is good. Well, look at it. [stammering] There's not nearly enough, uh, um, rope.

Rope?

Miguel

Yes, rope. Exactly my point. Vertical ascension requires a lot more, uh, rope.

My lord. [chuckling]

Miguel

And look at this. [grunting, tapping on the bloat, clears his throat] This doesn't look at all secure. Chief, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but in all, it is a complete do-over. [continues looking down]

Hmm. You know, Lord Miguel, if you wish to stay, you only need to say so.

Miguel

You mean, forever?

Of course.

Miguel

Oh, no, I can't. I have to go back with Tulio. We're... We're partners.

Big plans in the other world, huh?

Miguel

Yep. Big plans.

Well, then, I better go get some more rope, huh?

Miguel

Oh, Chief, um, forget about the rope. Um, my mistake.

Hey, to err is human.
[Miguel looks at Chief, stepping in a boat, walking up the building]

Chief Tanni! Chief Tanni! Approaching the city, is an army of strangers. [Chief: We are safe here. They'll never find the gate to the city.] But, sire, they are being led by Tzekel-Kan.

Hey, Altivo! Ah-ta-ta, not for you! You're on half rations. Orders from Cortes.

Tulio

Well, it was nice working with you, partner.

Miguel

Tulio, I just want you to know... I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona.

Tulio

Sor-- you-- you…

Tulio

All right. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no manana!

Miguel

Back to Spain, yeah?

Tulio

Yeah.

Miguel

In... a rowboat.

Tulio

Yeah!

Miguel

Great. Sensational. And that's your plan, is it?

Tulio

That's... pretty much it.

Miguel

Well, I like it! So, how do we get on deck?

Tulio

In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... longboats...

Tulio

Apparently El Dorado is native for... great big ROCK!

Miguel

Tulio, you don't think, Cortes could've gotten here before us and, and…

Tulio

And what? Taken all the really big rocks? The scoundrel!

Tulio

Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!

Chel

Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it.

Tulio

Hey, Chel, what's going on?

Chel

It's not gonna be good.

Tulio

Thank you.

Tulio

I'm not really sure I trust you.

Chel

Mmm… I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?

Tulio

Hmm… 'kay.

Tulio

Miguel and Tulio!

Miguel

Tulio and Miguel!

Mighty and powerful gods!

Chel

Hello.
[both squeal]

Tulio

No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!

Miguel

At least I'm not dating mine!

Tulio

I-- Ooh, low blow.

Tulio

The little voice, remember? Remember the little voice? Well, just for a moment, imagine that you have one. Now, what would it be saying about Chel?

Miguel

Uuuuum... [purrs]

Tulio

What's happening here?

Miguel

We're both in barrels. That's the extent of my knowledge.

Tulio

What… do you think… you are doing?

Miguel

Laying low?

Tulio

Half?

Chel

Mm-hmm.

Tulio

I don't think so. I... I'll tell you what. Uh, I'll let you come back to Spain with us, like you wanted, and, um, yeah, I can see my way clear to throwing you, mmm, ten percent?

Chel

You know, maybe I won't go to Spain with you and take a third. [grabs a plate]

Tulio

Ohh! Like you don't wanna go to Spain.

Chel

Oh, like you don't want me to want to go to Spain.

Tulio

I want you to want...

Chel

Mm-hmm?

Tulio

...what you want.

Chel

Mm-hmm. Go on.

Tulio

All right. Cards on the table. Uh, I want you to come to Spain with me and Miguel. Mostly me. Especially me. Only me. Forget Miguel.

Chel

Well, as long as that's what you want. Me too.

Tulio

Okay. Deal?

Chel

Deal. [kisses Tulio]

Miguel

"Forget Miguel"? [sniffling] Well, forget Tulio. [walks down by Altivo]
[Altivo walks down by Miguel]