Receptionist You know you can’t smoke in here.
Why – Why do you have an ashtray?
Receptionist It’s a bowl, it completes the room.
This is a bowl? Hum I’m sorry.
Janine Tyler!
Guess it was just here to tease me.
Tyler
Robert Pattinson · 24 quotes
Ally
Emilie de Ravin · 15 quotes
Aidan
Tate Ellington · 10 quotes
Charles Hawkins
Pierce Brosnan · 5 quotes
Neil Craig
Chris Cooper · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Tyler & Ally (10), Tyler & Charles Hawkins (5), Aidan & Tyler (4)
Remember Me quotes
Page 2 of 3 Receptionist Receptionist Janine Did you just say nihilistic?
Yeah, alright? I got it off a cereal box.
Excuse me. Can I bother you for a second?
You’re already bothering me.
Listen, I’m doing this sociological experiment, and I was just wondering if you could help me out for a second.
You're kidding right?
Can I ask your name?
Anonymous..
Anonymous? Is that Greek? Ok, anonymous, do you see that guy sitting over there pretending to read a textbook looking in this general direction?
Yeah, staring at us? Subtle.
See I have this theory that an objective third party such as yourself can determine how much of an asshole he is by just looking at him. See, I'm his roommate and I think that I have witnessed too many glaring examples of assoholic behaviour that I'm biased as a subject. But I'm convinced that he has an aura that you can actually perceive.
Who else do you plan on asking?
I don’t know. I don’t think anybody else here fits the criteria. Attractive blonde, early twenties, female.
Ah! Nineteen, so..
Nineteen...That's fine. Teens. I can do teens. Well, typically you get something for being involved in one of these surveys, I - I ran out of my foam fingers a while back so, I don’t know, can I take you out to dinner or something? Maybe just a conversation on the off chance that one of us says something interesting?
Yeah, there is a problem there, ‘cause I don’t date sociology majors.
Lucky for you I’m undecided
About what?
Everything.
I’m Ally.
I didn’t mean to hurt you.
That’s exactly what you meant to do.
I know. We live like pigs. But, I do have a coaster, if you want a coaster.
Ah, don't do coasters 'til the third date. Hey who's that?
That's Michael. That's my brother.
He Kinda looks like you. Does he play around here?
Not anymore.
Do you play?
Well it depends who you ask. It's turns out you need talent.
So what talents do you actually possess?
Tyler': Not a lot. I uh, I used to do a bit of falconry. I mean, I come from a long line of Irish falconers, oh I don't know if this qualifies as a talent (brings out cake)
What is that?
This is our appetizer. It used to say "In case of astroid," but Aiden, my roommate, got high and I was in the shower.. so..
My father is a Yankees fan. It has something to do with the payroll.
It’s something to do with the significant ball play
Right.
You’re a Yankees fan when you where little. You wore a Lou Pinella for Halloween.
Just blind familiar allegiance. It’s before I knew what’s overpay, overfed, fat Bastards.
Who’s fat? What Yankee is fat? Tell me.
It’s a metaphor. Roger Clemens.
Hum.
Luis Sojo. Shane Spencer.
He’s big boned.
This one of those things that I’m already regretting.
All right, she was here the other day.
I don't care. What do you want me to say? "Hey Doll Face your dad trampled all over my civil liberties, you wanna make out with me?
Don't call her "Doll face". Moron.
Look I'm leaving.
Would you..Look, alright, there she is.
Who?
The Blonde.
I know her...I don't know her, but she’s in my Global Politics class.
There you go! Something to open up with. All right? Go get her.
What?
So this is the whole playful you-got-me-all-wet part, right?
Why make it sound cheap.
It is cheap. I’ve seen this scene a hundred times. You know – you know what never happens in these scene? Tyler who doesn’t really go to school? Tyler doesn’t really care about his job.
Hum?
No? (she turns over him a pot full of water) That.
You! You better apologize!
Never!
Apologize!
Your middle name is Keats, god, your parents are pretentious as hell.
You better apologize!
Never!
Apologize!
I rather eat monkeys.
Oh God. Not in the plans. Not in the plans. I surr... I surrender, geeze you're relentless.
Victory at all costs.
Oh man, Now I'm pissed. (Gets out cigarette)
You should quit anyway.
Why is that? Are cigarettes bad for you or something?
When was the last time you had one drink?
.... Communion
You have a daughter who sincerely believes that you don’t like her. I mean, she is trying to communicate, she is speaking but why aren’t you listening? I mean, why aren’t you riveted? Why is this not the most important thing just for one night?
She knows I love her. Good God, you toss that word around when you have no idea what it means!
Maybe I don’t, and maybe Caroline doesn’t either.
I’ve provided her world and yours.
That doesn’t mean you can just shatter it! Whenever you feel, When-when-when-when there's something better to do.
Who the hell do you think you’re talking to? You pedal down here in your bicycle for Christ’s sake. You got to take care of nothing. You’re responsible for no one. You’re a kid! You think you’re the first one to lose anything? You think that wherever you feel in your heart I don’t also feel in mine?
You didn't find him. See I found him. And you're just so... tragically blind that you think the rest of your children are just gonna hang themselves...
(voiceover)
Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it, 'cause nobody else will.
(voiceover)
Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the first part. Michael, you know what I'm starring at. By 22 Gandhi had three kids, Mozart 30 symphonies and Buddy Holly was dead. You once told me our fingerprints don't fade from the lives that we touch. Is that true for everybody? Or was it just poetic bullshit?
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If I knew you could hear me I would say, 'Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.'
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Someone comes into your life and half of you says, 'You're nowhere near ready.' And the other half says, 'Make her yours forever'
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This girl, her life slipped into me.