Remember Me (2010) quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

Aidan

I sold your girlfriend a toothbrush.

Tyler

You sold my who? What?

Aidan

You know, your girlfriend. That voluptuous delightfully oblivious little blonde you left in your bed yesterday?

Tyler

Yeah

Aidan

Yeah, I sold her a toothbrush. I got three bucks.

Tyler

Congratulations.

Aidan

Yeah are in order. 'Cause that sale inspired our newest business venture. The S.L.U.T. It's a Single Lady's Universal Tote. It's a one-night-stand travel pack for women. You know? We throw in make-up and toiletries a cell phone charger, cab numbers... We retail it for $19.95. Maybe we'd do an infomercial.

Tyler

Do you think women will buy this, with actual money?

Aidan

Okay. Yeah. You know what? Fine. Be cynical. But think about it, at one point in history, two people had a conversation, a lot like this one about the lightbulb. One went on to fame and fortune, the other probably went to work at Mickey D's or something.

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Aidan

He has got a daughter!

Tyler

Who's got a daughter?

Aidan

The cop that busted your face all up! He’s got a daughter!

Tyler

What do you want me to do? Kidnap her?

Aidan

We don't have the closet space for that! Just introduce yourself, go on a few dates. Be you charming gentlemanly self, and then flip the script on her.

Tyler

What's flip the script?

Aidan

Screw her brains out. Make her call you daddy! I don't know. Steal her panties and sell them on ebay or put them up on her high school's website. I don't know, just be creative.

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Aiden

He's in love with you. I've only ever seen him look at one other girl the way he looks at you, and she's a lot shorter and shares his DNA.

Ally

He lied to me.

Aidan

You don’t have to forgive him today. Just forgive him.

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Ally

Can I – Can I see? That’s exactly him. It’s like the cigarette it’s the last coke in the desert. I can’t believe he smokes in front of you!

Caroline

Don’t worry. I’m not that impressionable.

Ally

So, you’ve got an art exhibit coming up?

Caroline

Yeah…

Ally

Do you mind if I come? I mean, I understand if you don’t want some – like random girl there.

Caroline

You’re not random. You’re Tyler’s girlfriend.

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Ally

I don’t know what are you smiling about.

Tyler

I won!

Ally

Paying off the attendant it’s not winning, it’s cheating. By the way, when the hell were you gonna tell me what happened to your face?

Tyler

I got into a bar fight.

Tyler

Do you want to go out for a beer or something? Oh wait you're not old enough..

Ally

I'm 21..

Tyler

No you're not.. Did you lie?

Ally

I was trying to get rid of you.

Tyler

That hurts, I'm wounded.

Ally

Well, it's getting pretty late so...

Tyler

I'll walk you to the subway.

Ally

I'll take a cab. I never take the subway anymore.

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Ally

I’m going out.

Neil Craig

Who’re you going with?

Ally

A boy from school.

Neil Craig

Okay.

Ally

I wasn't asking for permission.

Neil Craig

I know that, just be careful.

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Ally

My dad, he needs to take care of people. He just doesn’t understand.. or.. doesn't know what’s going on right now.

Tyler

What’s going on right now?

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Ally

Sorry, I fell asleep.

Neil Craig

Asleep. Where?

Ally

(sigh)

my phone died. Hey that’s mine! That’s from my desk.

Neil Craig

I was trying to find some information.

Ally

Oh, What I’m now one of yours suspects?

Neil Craig

When you act like one.

Ally

Oh for God’s sake.

Neil Craig

Don’t use that tone with me, Ally! I smell alcohol.

Ally

Yeah, so do I.

Neil Craig

That supposed to mean something? What’s going on here, Ally? Trying to tell me something with this? You are all grown up now?

Ally

Maybe it’s time you get use to it dad, before you give yourself a heart attack.

Neil Craig

Who is the guy?

Ally

What makes you think there is a guy?

Neil Craig

Yeah, he is a real prince. He gets you drunk. Send you home smelling like a brewery , smelling like god knows what. You sure can pick 'em!

Ally

Yeah, I take after my mother.

Ally

I’m not a child!

Neil Craig

In this house, you are!

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Ally

Thanks.

Tyler

Yeah. So.. Um.. (he tries to kiss her, she refuses).

Ally

Not tonight.

Tyler

Okay.

Ally

Not – not never, just, not tonight

Cab driver

Are we going or what?

Ally

Turn on the meter.

Tyler

Not never? So, dessert first for fear of asteroid: yes but, kissing a guy you’re seem to be attracted to, at least,before driving off into the unknown New York City night alongside a panda you only just met: no. Great. (she kisses him). Good.

Ally

You’re really weird.

Tyler

Yeah, I know..

Ally

(To taxi driver)

Going to queens, don't wanna hear about it!

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Ally

What deserts do you have?

Restaurant Waiter

Mango ice cream with nuts and raisins.

Ally

Great. Hum, I’ll have that and a glass of skim milk and then the lamb vindaloo. Thanks.

Tyler

Oh can I have a chicken tikka masala and a kingfisher please?

Ally

I have my dessert first.

Tyler

Is that a political statement or a medical condition, perhaps?

Ally

I just don’t see the point of waiting. What if I die eating my vindaloo?

Tyler

Is that probable?

Ally

It's possible. Embolism bursts, astroid hits the restaurant. I'd die without having eaten the one thing I wanted most.

Tyler

I mean, the odds.. The odds are…

Ally

Tell you what. Guarantee me, swear to me on your eternal soul that I make it through my entrée, and I’ll wait. Before you answer, If I die, you’ll have to live the rest of your life knowing that not only did you lie to me but you denied me my one last indulgence. My last wish. Are you prepared to shoulder that kind of responsibility to prove a point? Don't worry, I'll share.

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Caroline

Why do you think dad doesn’t want to, like listen to me?

Tyler

Dad loves you.

Caroline

So, you can love someone and not want to spend time with them.

Tyler

Yeah, you got that right.

Caroline

Mom loves aunt Sara, but at christmas last year she wouldn't let Les leave them in a room together. She said that there'll be a "Yuletide homicide".

Tyler