I don’t know what are you smiling about.

I won!

Paying off the attendant it’s not winning, it’s cheating. By the way, when the hell were you gonna tell me what happened to your face?

I got into a bar fight.

Do you want to go out for a beer or something? Oh wait you're not old enough..

I'm 21..

No you're not.. Did you lie?

I was trying to get rid of you.

That hurts, I'm wounded.

Well, it's getting pretty late so...

I'll walk you to the subway.

I'll take a cab. I never take the subway anymore.