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Aidan: I sold your girlfriend a toothbrush.
Tyler: You sold my who? What?
Aidan: You know, your girlfriend. That voluptuous delightfully oblivious little blonde you left in your bed yesterday?
Tyler: Yeah
Aidan: Yeah, I sold her a toothbrush. I got three bucks.
Tyler: Congratulations.
Aidan: Yeah are in order. 'Cause that sale inspired our newest business venture. The S.L.U.T. It's a Single Lady's Universal Tote. It's a one-night-stand travel pack for women. You know? We throw in make-up and toiletries a cell phone charger, cab numbers... We retail it for $19.95. Maybe we'd do an infomercial.
Tyler: Do you think women will buy this, with actual money?
Aidan: Okay. Yeah. You know what? Fine. Be cynical. But think about it, at one point in history, two people had a conversation, a lot like this one about the lightbulb. One went on to fame and fortune, the other probably went to work at Mickey D's or something.


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