Tyler
What?
Ally
So this is the whole playful you-got-me-all-wet part, right?
Tyler
Why make it sound cheap.
Ally
It is cheap. I’ve seen this scene a hundred times. You know – you know what never happens in these scene? Tyler who doesn’t really go to school? Tyler doesn’t really care about his job.
Tyler
Hum?
Ally
No? (she turns over him a pot full of water) That.
Tyler
You! You better apologize!
Ally
Never!
Tyler
Apologize!
Ally
Your middle name is Keats, god, your parents are pretentious as hell.
Tyler
You better apologize!
Ally
Never!
Tyler
Apologize!
Ally
I rather eat monkeys.
Tyler
Oh God. Not in the plans. Not in the plans. I surr... I surrender, geeze you're relentless.
Ally
Victory at all costs.
Tyler
Oh man, Now I'm pissed. (Gets out cigarette)
Ally
You should quit anyway.
Tyler
Why is that? Are cigarettes bad for you or something?
