Raising Helen (2004) · 12 quotes
Jenny Portman
Ooh, ooh! Sweetie, what did mommy say about kicking while she's having a conversation? You need to wait until she's finished. Thank you very much.
Helen Harris
Did you just boss around the unborn?
Jenny Portman
It's never too early to learn good manners.
Jenny Portman
I bet this is lead paint. Kids, no chewing on the window sills!
Helen Harris
Yeah, stick to the table legs like I taught you.
Audrey Davis
Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find...
Jenny Portman
You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car. [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom] Stay. Ten...
Audrey Davis
You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.
Jenny Portman
No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...
But we're not ready to go yet.
Jenny Portman
Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this? [Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach] I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so. Four, three...
Audrey Davis
Are you happy? You've just ruined my entire life.
Jenny Portman
Well, we'll fix it later. Two... [to BZ] You.
Chill out, Mommy.
Jenny Portman
Hey.
It's all good.
Jenny Portman
Don't you talk to me like that.
It's just a prom.
Jenny Portman
You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?
"'BZ'": Yes, ma'am.
Jenny Portman
By the way, you're not a bad person, but this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.
