A character in Raising Helen (2004)

Audrey Davis quotes from Raising Helen (2004)

Hayden Panettiere

Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Raising Helen (2004): in 4 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Helen Harris (3)

Scenes with Audrey Davis

4 scenes

Helen Harris Audrey sweetie can you do me a favor and get me your wallet?

Audrey Davis

Why?

Audrey Davis

Could you just do it please?

[Audrey closes the closet door, gets the wallet in her backpack and shows it to Helen]

Open it up and give me your fake I.D.

Audrey Davis

Why?

Because I said so. That's why.

Audrey Davis

I'm not gonna give it to you, I am not a child!

Yes, you are. You are a child, Audrey. And you have a right to a childhood and you should fight for it but if you won't, then I will. Now give me your I.D.

[Audrey gets fake I.D. out of her wallet and throws it at Helen]

That was very adult of you.

Audrey Davis
[shouts]

You tricked me! I thought you were on my side, but you're just like her. [points at Aunt Jenny] I hate you, do you hear me, I hate you!

Well, I guess we are just gonna have to learn to live with that.

Audrey Davis

What is the matter with you? Don't you remember what it's like to be young?

Of course I do... it was last Wednesday!

Audrey Davis
[after Jenny bursts into the motel room she is in with BZ]

Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find...

You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car. [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom] Stay. Ten...

Audrey Davis

You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.

No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...

BZ

But we're not ready to go yet.

Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this? [Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach] I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so. Four, three...

Audrey Davis

Are you happy? You've just ruined my entire life.

Well, we'll fix it later. Two... [to BZ] You.

BZ

Chill out, Mommy.

BZ

It's all good.

Don't you talk to me like that.

BZ

It's just a prom.

You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?
"'BZ'": Yes, ma'am.

By the way, you're not a bad person, but this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.

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