Racing Stripes 2005 quotes, page 4

92 quotes · 12 characters
Racing Stripes (2005) poster
Characters
Tucker Dustin Hoffman · 20 quotes
Goose Joe Pantoliano · 18 quotes
Sir Trenton Fred Thompson · 12 quotes
Stripes Frankie Muniz · 12 quotes
Franny Whoopi Goldberg · 10 quotes
Reggie Jeff Foxworthy · 8 quotes
Scuzz David Spade · 7 quotes
Trenton's Pride Joshua Jackson · 7 quotes
Buzz Steve Harvey · 5 quotes
Sandy Mandy Moore · 5 quotes
Lightning Snoop Dogg · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Franny & Tucker (8), Stripes & Sandy (5), Tucker & Goose (4)

Racing Stripes quotes

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[About Goose]

Gentlemen, don't let the feathers fool ya, this dude's dangerous. He's a killin' machine disguised as an idiot.

[As he is attacking the motorcycle]

Okasaka! Slap-a-face-a! Break-a-bones-a! Ha, he, ha, he, he, he, ha, he, ha, ha, ha, he!

[Flying over the Walsh farm]

Would ya get a load 'a this dump?! Even old McDonald wouldn't want this farm.

[secretly watching Stripes and Trenton's Pride at the Blue Moon Races shortly before they race]

You got guts, kid.

All right, because you look a little slow, I'll skip the salad and get right to the risotto. Let's just say I'm having a little disagreement with my family. We disagree on whether or not they should whack me. Name's Goose.

Boy, will you get a load of this dump? Even old MacDonald wouldn't want this farm. But it's perfect. Miles from the Jersey shore, not an ocean in sight, not even a birdbath. No one will look for a classy guy like the Goose here. Oh, oh, watch where you're going. That's my knees!

Finally, some peace and quiet. Y'all go ahead. Bye-bye, now. I'll just stay here and watch the palace for shizzle. Woof. [snores]

Hey, are you a small horse or some sort of an ass? 'Cause you look like an ass to me.