Is that a joke? You think this scruffy, geriatric bag of bones looks like a legend? This is definitely not…
Most scenes together: Puss & Kitty (7), Kitty & Perrito (6), Puss & Perrito (5)
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish quotes
Page 3 of 4It just never fails. Whenever I team up with you, things go wrong!
Little Jack Horner didn't have any magic. He was a pathetic, buttered baker's boy. Little Jack's dead! I'm Big Jack Horner!
My home is where my friends are.
Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!
Okay, okay, one more number. I call this one "The Legend Will Never Di--" [bell falls on him and kills him]
People of Cordova! [The Woman in the crowd: It's Delmar!] People of Delmar!
Sorry to crush the party with your past lives, or your past deaths, as I like to call them.
Take it from me. Never trust anyone!
Too hard! That was not JUST RIGHT!
Wanna rub my belly?
Welcome to my fiesta! Make yourselves at home, yeah! Come on, eat. Drink up.
Well, I'm your conscious. I help you make choices and stuff.
Well, well. If it isn't Puss in Boots himself. [chuckles] In the flesh.
When you only have one life, that's what makes it special.