Costa [on video]
What up my lovely females? This is your boy Costa, your host for the evening. Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday, [grabs crotch] and this is Project X, yo.
Played by Oliver Cooper 
Project X (2012) · 13 quotes
Project X (2012) · 13 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Project X (2012): in 8 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Thomas (4)
The next time your pool guy comes by for a clean, he's gonna say, "Excuse me Mr. Kub, but I think I may have found some water in your semen."
More lines from Costa
2 quotes Costa Costa [after the car is driven into the pool]
Wow. I don't know how to fix this. I don't know how to fix any of this shit. I'm sorry Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy.
Scenes with Costa
5 scenes
My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets **** up! You know what I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick, I'm getting them out of the house.
Costa Dude come on.
Costa [Thomas stands on a chair]
Dude what the **** are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this!
Hey listen up!
Alexis Yeah, Thomas! Woow!
[Crowd cheers]
Costa [All three are sprawled on the front lawn, high on ecstacy]
I love you guys. No seriously. Look I realize I can be like a huge dick sometimes, I'm really sorry for that.
It's okay.
Costa No it's not. JB, I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday. That wasn't cool.
J.B. Wasn't cool man.
Costa And I'm sorry for all the times I called you "fat ****." "Pudgy bitch." "Fudgy the whale." And I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah when I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell because you don't.
J.B. I don't.
Hey guys? I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.
Costa Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with J.B., but her tits are smaller.
J.B. Hey.
Costa I'm just saying. Kirby's sort of like, one of us. Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.
Rob [knocking on the door]
Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.
Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?
Rob No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.
Costa [walks up]
**** yeah! My boy Rob is here to rage! Good to see you, brother.
Rob Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.
Costa You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the ****?
Rob I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.
J.B. Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.
Rob Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.
Costa I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?
Rob Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, **** it! I'm calling the **** cops.
Costa [gets a taser shot by Everett]
****! Oh shit!
J.B. Jesus **** Christ! What did you do that for?
Costa [Rob punches Everett in the face]
Are you **** kidding me? I will **** kill you!
Rob The little **** tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!
Costa You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!
Rob Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother ****er record it right here.
Dax No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.
Rob **** you!
Costa Go home, Robert!
Costa Game changer. [The crowd below is chanting Thomas' name] Are you hearing this? This is your **** Party man!
You're right dude. I needed this.
Rob [as the riot police close in]
Hey Oliver! Great party buddy. [points to a flaming tree in his front yard] You owe me a **** tree, you piece of shit!
Costa All we were trying to do was have a good time, you cocksucking mother****er! This is your fault!
Rob I'll kill you, you **** punk! You know where you're going? You're going to jail you mother****er! You're gonna-OW!
Costa (Everett and Tyler run up to Rob and tackle him to the ground)
Yeah! That's my boys! Suck my dick, Robert! Suck my **** dick!
