Project X (2012) · 13 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Project X (2012): in 8 of its 13 quotes
Most scenes with: Costa (4), Kirby (3)
Thomas My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets **** up! You know what I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick, I'm getting them out of the house.
Dude come on.
Dude what the **** are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this!
Thomas Hey listen up!
Alexis Yeah, Thomas! Woow!
[Crowd cheers]
Thomas No.
Not at all?
Thomas Yes.
You look pretty **** up.
Thomas I'm, I'm, I'm a little **** up.
But you look good. Have you gotten lucky at all?
Thomas I'm pretty lucky right now.
Slow down dude.
Thomas Oh my god. What was wrong with me? Wow, this was before Costa.
Yeah, the good old days.
Thomas Yeah, back when you were still in the crew.
Thomas You used to be so cute, what happened?
Shut the **** up. It still looks like me.
Thomas Was that weird? I'm sorry. Shit that was weird wasn't it?
No, it was...
Thomas ****.
[They make out]
I love you guys. No seriously. Look I realize I can be like a huge dick sometimes, I'm really sorry for that.
Thomas It's okay.
No it's not. JB, I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday. That wasn't cool.
J.B. Wasn't cool man.
And I'm sorry for all the times I called you "fat ****." "Pudgy bitch." "Fudgy the whale." And I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah when I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell because you don't.
J.B. I don't.
Thomas Hey guys? I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.
Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with J.B., but her tits are smaller.
J.B. Hey.
I'm just saying. Kirby's sort of like, one of us. Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.
Rob Hey, Thomas. Look man I don't want to be a dick here or anything, but your friend Oliver came by earlier and told me you guys were having a little party but this is too much.
Thomas Yeah. We actually should be winding down like midnight, maybe 1. Is that okay?
Rob No, it's not. I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep and Melinda's gotta be up early for work.
Rob Whoa, yeah. Actually I'm not raging, but I'm just telling Thomas it's time to shut it down.
You can't be serious. This is a great party. What the ****?
Rob I am serious because it's 11:30 at night and it's time to wrap it up.
J.B. Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we just bring everyone to the back and lower the volume a bit.
Rob Guys, this isn't a request! The party's over.
I guess we're just gonna have to agree to disagree then, aren't we?
Rob Listen to me. Thomas, either shut it down or I'm calling the cops. Fine, **** it! I'm calling the **** cops.
J.B. Jesus **** Christ! What did you do that for?
Rob The little **** tazed me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!
You punched a kid in the face! I'm calling the cops on your ass now!
Rob Do it, genius! It's all on tape. I just saw this mother ****er record it right here.
Dax No, all I got was you punching that little child's face.
Rob **** you!
Go home, Robert!
Thomas Is this big enough to be cool?
Game changer. [The crowd below is chanting Thomas' name] Are you hearing this? This is your **** Party man!
Thomas You're right dude. I needed this.
Dad I just didn't think you had it in you.
Thomas I know. Sorry I let you down.
Dad No, I literally didn't think you had this in you. So uh, how many people were here?
Thomas Uh, 15 hundred. Couple thousand maybe.
Dad Wow.
Thomas You should have seen it. It was awesome.
Dad Well, you're still **** Thomas.
Thomas Kirby I'm really sorry about what happened. I didn't know how to handle it. But I think I do now and that's why I'm here. My life right now, it's totally ruined, okay. I practically burned down my whole neighborhood. Probably bankrupted my parents. I'll be in debt until I die. But, the only thing I care about fixing right now is this. So, I'm sorry. You're still mad. I get it. But if you are talking to me about my next birthday, I'd really like to spend it with just you.
You're...
Thomas So we're cool again?
I never said you were cool.
[They hug. Thomas motions for Dax to stop filming]
