“My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets **** up! You know...” – Thomas, Project X ... Movie Quotes Database

Thomas

My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets **** up! You know what I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick, I'm getting them out of the house.

Costa

Dude come on.

Costa

[Thomas stands on a chair]

Dude what the **** are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this!

Thomas

Hey listen up!

Alexis

Yeah, Thomas! Woow!
[Crowd cheers]

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Alexis Alexis Knapp

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Thomas Is this big enough to be cool? Costa Game changer. [The crowd below is chanting Thomas' name] Are you hearing this? This is your **** Party man! Thomas You're right dude. I needed this. Costa What up my lovely females? This is your boy Costa, your host for the evening. Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday, [grabs crotch] and this is Project X, yo. Costa The next time your pool guy comes by for a clean, he's gonna say, "Excuse me Mr. Kub, but I think I may have found some water in your semen."