[about the "Naked Girls Only" sign by the pool]
The next time your pool guy comes by for a clean, he's gonna say, "Excuse me Mr. Kub, but I think I may have found some water in your semen."
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Costa Wow. I don't know how to fix this. I don't know how to fix any of this shit. I'm sorry Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy.
Thomas Is this big enough to be cool?
Costa Game changer. [The crowd below is chanting Thomas' name] Are you hearing this? This is your **** Party man!
Thomas You're right dude. I needed this.
Costa What up my lovely females? This is your boy Costa, your host for the evening. Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday, [grabs crotch] and this is Project X, yo.
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