[All three are sprawled on the front lawn, high on ecstacy]

I love you guys. No seriously. Look I realize I can be like a huge dick sometimes, I'm really sorry for that.

It's okay.

No it's not. JB, I'm sorry for buying you a bra on your birthday. That wasn't cool.

Wasn't cool man.

And I'm sorry for all the times I called you "fat ****." "Pudgy bitch." "Fudgy the whale." And I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah when I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell because you don't.

I don't.

Hey guys? I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.

Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with J.B., but her tits are smaller.

Hey.

I'm just saying. Kirby's sort of like, one of us. Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.