This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken.
Howard Stern
Howard Stern · 26 quotes
Kenny 'Pig Vomit' Rushton
Paul Giamatti · 8 quotes
Robin
Robin Quivers · 8 quotes
Alison
Mary McCormack · 4 quotes
Mandy
Jenna Jameson · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Howard Stern & Robin (8), Howard Stern & Alison (4), Howard Stern & Mandy (3)
Private Parts quotes
Page 3 of 3You are the Mother-**** Antichrist!
You know, I could get this girl. I know I could get her. And this is the hell that's my life. I mean, think about it. What would it be like to have sex with her? It would be amazing. But I'm not going to act on it. You know why? Because I'd be a schmuck. No, because I love Alison. She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know? You gotta respect that. I think you have to respect that. You have to respect that.