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PCU quotes

44 total quotes

Gutter
James "Droz" Andrews
Mersh
Mullaney
Multiple Characters
Pigman
President Garcia-Thompson
Rand


View Quote Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.
View Quote Call me for the shower scene in "Dressed To Kill".
View Quote Funk, Gutter, funk! George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic. Dude, aren't you a music major?
View Quote Have a bong hit!
View Quote I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.
View Quote I scheme and plan for months and it gets screwed up because you can't control the students! Never send a woman to do a man's job!
View Quote I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team? ... I think Hockey, call me about it.
View Quote I... I didn't exhale?
View Quote Just one hit, then I gotta go.
View Quote Just one little binger to brighten up your day
View Quote Mersh, you gotta lay off the pipe man. Clinton is playing right here!
View Quote Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.
View Quote Now we're even for the milkbones.
View Quote Pigman is trying to prove the Cain-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
View Quote Pins and needles!