A scene from Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2009
Kahmunrah

Tell me the combination and give me the tablet right now or I shall KILL all of your friends starting with this little shaggy-headed little cowman here!

Jedediah

I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor, let me take this guy!

Larry Daley

Don't worry, I got this handled. [to Kahmunrah] You don't wanna give me my friends, then you're not gonna get your combination or your Tablet.

Kahmunrah

Alright, I'll tell you what, alright. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing, alright? [starts to hand him the hourglass] Here you go.. [jerks it back] They DIDN'T call me Kahmunrah the trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the BLOODTHIRSTY, who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is RIGHT NOW, when I had also better get the combination and the Tablet!

Larry Daley

That's what they called you?

Kahmunrah

It was shorter in Egyptian.

Larry Daley

Great, well, I'll give you the combination after you give him back! [reaches for the tablet]

Kahmunrah

How dare you! If you touch that again I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this. [makes a line in front of the hourglass with his hand] This is a 'No-Touching' zone!

Larry Daley

Good, well, then... [reaches for it]

Kahmunrah

Oh my GOD! I can't believe you reached across like that again! I can't even believe it! Oh, God! I want to kill you right now! If you didn't know this combination, you would be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable!

Larry Daley

Great, well, I do know the combination...

Kahmunrah
[making a line with his arm]

DON'T CROSS THIS LINE with your hand!

Kahmunrah
[Larry starts to say something]

How dare you! If you speak again, if you SPEAK AGAIN, I'm going to kill you! Do you understand this? Don't say it! Oh, God I see you getting ready! Oh, my GOD! Don't say anything! Now, give me that Tablet and tell me the combination.

Larry Daley

Alright, after you give me Jed and release my friends. [reaches for the hourglass]

Kahmunrah
[he freaks out]

You did all three! You spoke and you reached your hand across!

Larry Daley

Look, I can talk to you about this all night!

Kahmunrah

How about this? How about I DON'T kill you, like I really, really want to, and I give you precisely five seconds to hand over that Tablet and tell me the combination?

Al Capone
[coming in carrying Einstein]

We already got the combination! It's pi. 3.14159265! This little guy sang. Oh did he sing? Like a canary!

Einstein Bobblehead

Sorry, Larry.

In this scene

Kahmunrah Hank Azaria More Kahmunrah quotes →
Larry More Larry Daley quotes →
Jedediah Owen Wilson More Jedediah quotes →

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