2nd most-quoted character in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009): in 8 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Kahmunrah (4)
I'm sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country. So...
No, we don't.
No?
It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."
You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something, but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love, with the people you love, isn't it?
Well, I was going to say physical exercise, but the love thing's good, too.
I'm the nightguard. [pushes Kahmunrah into the Underworld]
NO!!
Do you know why I became a pilot?
I have no idea.
For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
The Battle of the Smithsonian. The greatest battle the world will never know.
We'll know.
I am Kahmunrah, the great king of the great kings, and from the darkest depths of ancient history. I have come BACK to life!
Uh-huh.
Perhaps you did not hear what I just said. I am a centuries-old Egyptian Pharaoh. I was dead, but now I have come BACK to life!
Yeah, no. I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.
I'm Larry. Larry Daley. I own Daley Devices. It's up in New York. It's funny, I actually know your brother, Ahkmenrah.
Oh, he knows baby brother. The favorite son.
Yeah, good kid.
Oh, isn't he just. You know, mother and father always gave him the best of everything, and I do mean everything. They even gave him the throne. The throne which was rightfully MINE!
Oh, he never mentioned that...
No, I bet he didn't. Well, now begins the era of Kahmunrah, because I have come BACK to... Never mind, just hand me the Tablet.
Tell me the combination and give me the tablet right now or I shall KILL all of your friends starting with this little shaggy-headed little cowman here!
I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor, let me take this guy!
Don't worry, I got this handled. [to Kahmunrah] You don't wanna give me my friends, then you're not gonna get your combination or your Tablet.
Alright, I'll tell you what, alright. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing, alright? [starts to hand him the hourglass] Here you go.. [jerks it back] They DIDN'T call me Kahmunrah the trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the BLOODTHIRSTY, who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is RIGHT NOW, when I had also better get the combination and the Tablet!
That's what they called you?
It was shorter in Egyptian.
Great, well, I'll give you the combination after you give him back! [reaches for the tablet]
How dare you! If you touch that again I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this. [makes a line in front of the hourglass with his hand] This is a 'No-Touching' zone!
Good, well, then... [reaches for it]
Oh my GOD! I can't believe you reached across like that again! I can't even believe it! Oh, God! I want to kill you right now! If you didn't know this combination, you would be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable!
Great, well, I do know the combination...
How dare you! If you speak again, if you SPEAK AGAIN, I'm going to kill you! Do you understand this? Don't say it! Oh, God I see you getting ready! Oh, my GOD! Don't say anything! Now, give me that Tablet and tell me the combination.
Alright, after you give me Jed and release my friends. [reaches for the hourglass]
Look, I can talk to you about this all night!
How about this? How about I DON'T kill you, like I really, really want to, and I give you precisely five seconds to hand over that Tablet and tell me the combination?
We already got the combination! It's pi. 3.14159265! This little guy sang. Oh did he sing? Like a canary!
Sorry, Larry.
I'm the night guard. [pushes Kahmunrah into the Underworld]
[Kahmunrah screams]
