[to Kahmunrah]
Two words come to mind when I hear you speak: delusional and weirdo. And If I had to pick a third... goofy. Just plain goofy.
Kahmunrah
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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian quotes
Page 2 of 2[to Oscar]
You don't seem to be evil, you seem to be more of a grouch. [Darth Vader holds his hand up with a pinching motion] What is that? What is that? What does it mean? I don't know... you've lost me. Is that your breathing? Because I can't hear myself think. [pause] Let me tell you kindly, just simplify. There's too much going on! You're not evil, you're asthmatic, and what's with the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so. Goodbye! [Darth Vader and Oscar the Grouch leave]
[when the tablet doesn't open]
I'm afraid Mother and Father might have slightly changed the combination on me.
Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
Sometimes the greatest change brings about even greater opportunity! Look at you, Lawrence. You left this place and created quite a life for yourself.
We're Americans. We don't plan, we do!