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Clark Our holidays were always such a mess.
Clark Sr. Oh, yeah.
Clark How'd you get through it?
Clark Sr. I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
Ruby Sue Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus?
Clark I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.
Ellen Clark, I think it's be best if everyone went home... before things get worse.
Clark Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!!
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